Why can't Santa send toys already assembled with batteries?

Above: The crowd gazes in awe as Joey runs the table in Simpsons' Jeopardy!

Right: Thinking she's not being watched, Theresa stuffs her face while the rest of family is preoccupied.


Theresa as responsible aunt.                                                                Theresa and Kathleen suffering from delusions of grandeur.

With wisdom, grit, and determination, the true heroes emerge victorious.

You can raise your finger or buy a shirt,

                                                                                                     but true champions are made on the pong table.

The Ghosts of Christmas Past

Christmas 2003